TheInertia.comOpinion: Admit It, Kelly. You're Surfing Well Enough to Compete…You'd Just Rather Surf Perfect Waves!TheInertia.comAnd Kelly Slater, as the 11 1/2 time world champ, one-time dater of Pamela Anderson, player of Jimmy Slade, creator of the world's most perfect man-made wave, maker of gun-control-related sustainable clothing, namesake of Kelly Slater's Pro Surfer ...